Posted by Jonah Flatfoot on July 31, 2001 at 17:35:
Attention all agents of the spectacle...
Flangewrangler inc. deny all and any responsibility for ill effects being suffered by passengers aboard the Dada Mystery Tour. Symptoms may include; inability to concentrate on simple tasks such as the injection of Laudanum, outbursts of spontaneously walking sideways due to the overuse of Crab Stick Suppositories, innappropriate mannerisms in the company of strangers such as the double legged thrusset manouvre, traffic cone tourrettes syndrome or the general display of megalaphonia...
Studies are at present being conducted on our core sample of the passenger contingent at out laboratory complex in Limpley Stoke, (Limpley Stoking may also be a side effect suffered by those who indulged in the Kingston Black Cider)
On behalf of myself and my colleagues, Mr Timothy Brayhound and the Zen Hussies Transcendental Harim, the Widcombe Strangler et al, might I thank all those who participated in this highly important and irrepeatable experiment, the results of which are available by sending a cheque for £17.46 to Flangewrangler Inc.
Yours Faithlessly
Jonah Flatfoot
Bard of Bath.