Posted by smut ruggler twinks on August 23, 2001 at 12:55:
In Reply to: The Thirteen Point Plan... posted by Jonah Flatfoot on August 22, 2001 at 16:33:
14/.and close up shots of nooks and crannies and boobies and sporrans!
that just about covers everything
> Now look here, this just isn't cricket, or even croquet for that matter. Every other day I check this bloody message board just to keep abreast of the changes sweeping through Toytown, only to find that there bloody well aren't any!
> I want to see, next time I log onto this pathetic excuse for a website the following objects of desire...
> 1) Jennys' tits, big, bouncy and photoshop enhanced to the size of Lolo Ferrarris'.
> 2) The unabridged Manifesto of the Forever Bladud Freedom Party.
> 3) A personal profile and photographs of our esteemed presidente, Mr King Louis Garnet and his skeleton store detective.
> 4) A virtual reality simulation of a day in the life of Lady Margarets' wobbly bits.
> 5) A lucid and informative thesis on the benefits of Laudanum as an alternative to the painful and debilitating experience of an enema in 21st century Walcot. (supplied)
> 6) Lots of gaping fannies and arses, cocks and bristols.
> 7) A lifesize photo/s of myself and colleagues aboard the Dada Bus.
> 8) The secret diary of Donovan Pilliner, aged 83 and three quarters.
> 9) More tits, bums and gash.
> 10) A link to Steve Henwoods' Virtual Hair Care Salon, with top tips on syrup maintenance.
> 11) Quick and undetectable access to all the Fringes' Slush Fund for any persons whose names begin with J and have prosthetic feet due to a bizarre gardening accident incurred as a result of the Walcot States' negligent use of strimmers.
> 12) More Botties, Boobies and big throbbing mambas.
> 13) A 'give to the Bladud Party' link encouraging visitors to part with there hard earned cash in return for sweet FA.